There is a locked post with this same date-stamp that explains why everything is locked.  If there is fic you're trying to reach that is locked, please let me know and I will unlock it. 

In the meantime, enjoy some chubby Babiez. Torchwood Babiez.

Title: The Relevance of Christmas
Author: moi
Rating: PG
Characters: Dick, Damien, Alfred
Spoilers: Uh... like, all Batman comics evarrr?
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply. 
Archive: Feel free, just drop me a line so I know (my ego is like that)
Beta:  brokaw22  Thanks :) 

“Just hold the damned tree while I make sure the base…”

 

“This is the most pointless thing we’ve ever done. And you have made me endure countless pointless--”

 

“Are you going to hold the tree straight or what?”

 

And with that, Damien let go of the twenty-foot spruce that Dick was trying to secure with screws into the live tree base they’d been using for the last fifteen years. The tree came crashing toward him, and he barely had enough time to get out of the way before it took his head off.

 

Damien, for his part, was already stalking out of the parlor, toward the stairs.

 

“You get back here, right this minute!”

 

“This has NOTHING to do with fighting crime!”

 

 

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This is from jigglykat ! She drew it for Christmas!

And so, for Christmas, I also have something to give to you, my Internet Peepilz!

WHAT BOB DID ON HIS WINTER VACATION

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Title: Midnight in the Diner of Good and Evil
Author: moi
Rating: PG (little contenty)
Characters/Fandoms: Bones--Booth, Bones, Hodgins, Angela. Batman--Oracle, Batman (sorta?)
Spoilers: Uh... like, all Batman comics, like, evarr? And S4-ish of Bones?
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply.
Archive: Feel free, just drop me a line so I know (my ego is like that)
Beta: tempertemper77


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This is mostly for folks who had some complaints about this year's con:

1) The con WILL be at another hotel next year. Everyone universally agrees about the epic fail that was this hotel.

2) There WILL be more vendors. There actually were more vendors committed for this year, but the stupid hotel could NOT give the vendor room a proper size AND a door that locked--it was one or the other.

3) Yes, those rumors you heard WERE true. Tony Lee WILL be swimming naked in a vat of green Jello! (just kidding)

Remember the controversy about the school that would not let students say "meep"??

Lawyer Theodora Michaels lodged her protest and was told that her email had been forward to the local police department. http://theodoramichaels.com/articles/meep.php for the story.

There're links to the news articles in her post as well, so I won't beat a dead horse and repost linkage that's already out there.

And here's my email to the school administrators:


To Whom It May Concern,

I do meep wonder if you meep realize that drawing attention to the meep controversy at your meep institution you've not only meep attracted negative attention to your meep district but have perpetrated, yourself, the disruption you were meep afraid students would meep execute.

IN SHORT--being a meep control-freak about student behavior that is neither meep distractive or dangerous, albeit maybe anno ying and meep disruptive is probably working meep against your goals of control over the student meep populace.

Weren't we all meep kids once? Rebelling is an important meep part of developing a sense of meep self and establishing what one believes.

It's actually meep encouraging to see meep kids lodging their protest meep against "the man" in a non-destructive, safe manner. Kids need to protest. If it wasn't a nonsensical meep word, it would be a protest about long lines in the meep lunchroom.

Though you have reinforced for me that meep most 7th graders are meep far cooler than many adults, so thank meep you.

I also meep think it's funny that if your students had "meep-ed" in the school newspaper that would be covered under free speech but classroom behavior gets no such meep consideration.

--A Concerned University meep Professor and Productive meep Member of Society

Wanna lodge your meep protest?? Send mail to murray@danvers.org, strout@danvers.org, cvaroudakis@danvers.org and dana@danvers.org

I started a twitter for Bob the Dalek :)

http://twitter.com/BobtheDalek

Bob has fun there.

Title: Kiss and Tell
Author: moi
Rating: PG (little contenty)
Characters: Batman, Superman,Lois Lane (ish)
Spoilers: Uh... like, all Batman & Superman comics, like, evarr?? PS this meme never gets old LOL
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply. 
Archive: Feel free, just drop me a line so I know (my ego is like that)
Beta:  Charlene. Thanks :) 

 

Someone on my friends list was kind enough to poke me to remind me I still have a LiveJournal :)

Though, I am still alive. Mostly I just twitter (@spastasmagoria)

Anyways... remember that SEKRIT PROJUKT that jigglykat and I have been hinting at for ages and weeks and days and days? 

YOU CAN PREORDER IT FROM AMAZON.

Seriously. Cover by jigglykat is so awesome--I want to BE that girl. HARD.

I SWEAR TO GOD I"M MAKING COOKIES AND BRINGING THEM TO HURRICANE WHO. CELEBRATORY COOKIES. MADE WITH LARD.

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BEHOLD!!!!



Heap lots of love and praise on the_dark_cat  over at her LJ. I order you to do so now.

OMG after months of being epically stopped up, I finally wrote something!

Title: Her Doctor (13/?) (Total crack)
Author: moi  Rating: PG (contentz)  Characters: Ten/Rose, Jackie, Owen/Tosh
Spoilers: Journey's End, duh. Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply.
Archive: Feel free, just drop me a line so I know (my ego is like that)
Beta: Beta’d by no one--wanted to post before I I thought better!
A/N: For the silly people who asked for more. SORRY so long between chappies on my fics--life is killing me.
Summary: Unexpected. Very.

1) The Doctor liked doughnuts... 2) The Doctor liked magazines... 3) The Doctor liked Christmas parties...
4) The Doctor and the Anti-Christ 5) The Doctor fights powerful forces...
6) The Doctor likes to resonate things...  7) The Doctor liked Siberia...  8) The Doctor disliked his inner innerness...
9) The Doctor disliked towels... 10)  The Doctor thought pastries were unnecessary 11) The Doctor Hates Snow...
12) The Doctor had an acute phobia...

13)
( The Doctor likes being hated... )

Well, I've been having some serious trouble writing lately. Like, I sit down to write and have a freakout session instead of putting words on the page. It makes work kinda tough lately :) 

Seriously, be thankful Babiez is done being written and that it's off with jigglykat getting arted cos, seriously, I think with the way things're going now, we'd be more likely to see the rest of Spiderman/Black Cat than the rest of Babiez, i I had to write in the frame of mind I'm in right now.

Hm... I dunno. Maybe Twitter is to blame. I'm used to condensing life experience into 140 characters.. I can't handle actual real writing. Or maybe I  am just a loser who's freaking out unnecessarily over nothing. Either way, here I am, writing about my iability to write. I figure getting words down about something--anything--is better than just bemoaning my existence all the time.

So.. what's a broken writer to do? 

My second guest strip is up at Near and Far

And I swear--this did happen.

Did i mention my guest comic over at Near And Far  popped up today :)

The Pie of Truth!

By the way, I’ve done a guest-strip for my friend’s webcomic! When it’s actually online, I’ll post a link.

Old Man Wayne is very grumpy about the message I got while trying to do some stuff on the website of the university for which I teach (names not revealed to protect the guilty).

"THE TASK IS GETTING EXECUTED." 

I did ask someone tonite on YouTube not to take their Babiez video down... but to at least attribute it properly. It really didn't say anywhere clearly that we were the ones responsible for it, and that's just kind of aggrivating.  It's not because we think we're so awesome, or that we think our work is so great--but we did put a LOT of work into Babiez, and we should at least have our names attached to that work. Being asked isn't required but as @JoeQuesada said yesterday--it's NICE to be asked. Especially when people're lifting whole swaths of our material and doing stuff with it (Mr. Q has a problem with people taking his Tweets and turning them into news articles--or at least thats my understanding of yesterday's outburst). It's like... We're here. We're VERY available. jigglykat has an LJ, I have an LJ. I have a site/blog under my real name. I have contact information on Whofic... just CONTACT us. we'd be more than happy to give permission (and in some cases--higher resolution images)... we just want to be ASKED. And CREDITED. This person credited themselves as "by so and so" at the end of the video... and I'm ASSUMING they meant that they were the makers of the video... but it still kinda stings.

Here's the deal--what we're doing is a FAN work. We certainly didn't ask the BBC (though it's not like they don't know we're here). But we credit them with being the source material. Most fanfic writers are good about this. If someone DIDNT put the "standard disclaimers" at the beginning of their fanfic, it's not like no one's going to figure out that SallySoandSo doesn't actually own Torchwood... but it's a sign of respect and acknowledgement for the creators of the work that has inspired us to go to such silly lengths.

Yes, immitation and/or theft are the sincerest forms of flattery.  Butttttt we'd still like to be acknowledged for the work we've done. Especially jigglykat. The time she's spent on this project far outweighs my own (by eleventy-billiondy bilions), and it definately deserves to be recognized.

That being said, we love to see everything everyone comes up with! We've seen icons and shirts and translations in to other languages and people who want to cosplay baby Ianto. And we love that, and we're flattered by that! We just... like to know. And have our work acknowledged. We've made some good friends out of it! So don't be shy, and don't be sneeky. We don't bite. Please, if you wanna do something with Babiez, just let us know. We're not going to say no in most cases!

I know there've been various scandals in fandom--people stealing fanfic and reposting it as their own (or changing characters and reposting it as their own) and various other badnesses. Can't we just keep fandom civil? It's kind of like asking to borrow an original character, or a situation or idea, right? I'm not going crazy, or turning into an "ITS MY BABY" meglomaniac, right?